Watermelón inside of watermelón

The most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!

A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum

Black man on phone #1: you will never believe what i just found!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!

by Killnarnar February 8, 2015

Gradually Watermelon

This is what you get when you put Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran through google translate... Fame, fortune and a whole lot of ten year olds singing "Gradually Watermelon" over and over again at the top of their lungs.

Kid 1: Did you see the new shirt that Malinda Kathleen Reese released yesterday?

Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!

Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...

by AudOdd3 February 25, 2021

Watermelon

Somebody who is Green / environmentally friendly on the outside, but Red / destructive on the inside. (Typically motivated by politics or environmental programs).

Can also be used to describe somebody who is kind / giving on the outside, but has cruel intentions hiding inside.

Politically green terminology

Their main concern is the environment, but in truth they are a watermelon; green on the outside, completely red on the inside.

by Name_Wel April 8, 2019

Kamikaze Watermelon

A self-propelled watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie that appears with fanfare and zooms along until it splatters against a surface.

Dadadada-dadaaaaa! Wheeeeeee! *splat*

by Korora February 17, 2005

watermelon student

A watermelon student is somebody who has been classically trained in the art of eating watermelon. Their teacher is none other than Tom Willett. They know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding.

That kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. He must be a watermelon student.

by twinkle twinkle Patrick star July 30, 2017

Watermelon Soup

A man that usually has a huge cock also he is always fucking this dude named trolly and listens to tik toks strait into his mic for hours on end and also is very hot with his hot ass abs and retarded ass surfboard PC.

This man called Watermelon Soup is finger banging everyone's moms

by Fortniteamongus April 25, 2021

self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )

The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become

by jondrew December 13, 2010