When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.
I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.
by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019
Get the The Irish Lassomug. A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007
Get the Dirty Lady Lassomug. When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.
by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021
Get the Reverse Ted Lassomug. A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by The Lasso Victim December 9, 2007
Get the Dirty Lady Lassomug. A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.
Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.
Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.
Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.
by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016
Get the Lasso babymug. While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.
Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.
Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.
by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025
Get the Romanian Lassomug. Going “Full Lasso” describes one who is fully engaged in celebration. Usually under the influence of alcohol or illicit substances, Full Lasso is a state of pure ecstatic enjoyment.
Synonyms: feelin it, lit, litty titty, going ham, balls deep
Synonyms: feelin it, lit, litty titty, going ham, balls deep
I just broke up with my girlfriend, def going Full Lasso tonight!
The band was raging last night, they definitely went Full Lasso.
That dude is Full Lasso right now, he’s really feelin it.
The band was raging last night, they definitely went Full Lasso.
That dude is Full Lasso right now, he’s really feelin it.
by Boogerboiz December 7, 2019
Get the Full Lassomug.