Language Professors Hate Him

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days

Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

by The Meeping Quincy November 4, 2012

laggage

Slow and or pausings in performance,loading,gameplay or image display in any video game,image or even music sounds.

My game has major laggage, it is taking me forever to get through the firt mission

by blue77 April 25, 2009

hood rat language

A language that one hood rat speaks to another. It's filled with piss poor grammar, and imperfect sentence structure. It's noted that most people who speak this language are people who probably never graduated high school or spend too much time giving or recieving head in the teacher's faculty room to properly learn anything. Also, uses this same language online in chats and roleplays and is extremely annoying.

Nisey: "lyke omg gurl, yo hurr looks gr8"
Tootz: "I know gurl, I got it 4rm Family Dolla"
Nisey: "I didn't know dey sold hurr weave from thurr."
Tootz: "Yea gurl, just started."
Nisey: "I knewd dis dude who usta work thurr, I gave him head around the back, his dick almost got mangled in my bracez"
Tootz: "Okay, I give up this game now, I can't decode your hood rat language."

by argohella March 4, 2008

Language Arts

A completely pointless required class in every grade of High School. You learn so much crap you don't need. I mean seriously, when you talk to your friends, do you think.."Oh Crap, I need a pronoun in front of this adverb to make the sentence complete!"? NO! Just another pointless hour out of a teenagers day, and another fat F on your report card.

Damn! I failed all four Language Arts classes, I gotta take all four my Senior year.

Language Arts is so damn boring!

by DCF December 5, 2004

Hungarian Language

Aging at over 3,000 years old it is one of the Most difficult and Untranslatable languges in the world.

Guy 1: I wanna speak the Hungarian language like you!

Guy 2: Better start NOW.

by Zsombor Toth June 11, 2006

spaghetti language

Spaghetti language is used to refer to Arabic writing as in the written form it appears to look like strings of spaghetti.

Sorry I don’t speak spaghetti language.

by Boi73 August 5, 2019

human Language

a gender binary that has been developing for millions of years where people mutter obscure sounds with their tongues lips and the palate diaphram and throat hole. it's also social construct and an illusion.

- Noam Chomsky (Language for the Completely Illiterate, 2004 but.hol et al.)

An example of human language:

"I like beefy cheesy mmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by malcolm shabazz April 28, 2014