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onion lakers

girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.
guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"
by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013
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Ladner

A small town in Delta, BC. One of the last gang-free havens of white people and nice forested areas that aren't filled with dead rape victims (like the forests of Surrey) in Greater Vancouver. You can generally roam the streets at 3 am in relative safety as the only crime frequenting the town is dumpster fires.

Outsider's see Ladner as a farm town because several farms exist to the east and to the south. Of course Ladnarians are known for embracing their farmer image through such actions as growing ridiculous dirty beards, not washing their hands until they get crusty and turn brown, entering stores without shoes and wearing wife-beaters around town. A typical Saturday night for the average Ladnarian consists of either hitting up The Landing Pub and associating with local retards or leaving Ladner to go someplace else. There are a few nice restaurants, however, including the renowned La Belle Auberge as well as Taverna Gorgona and Sharkey's (Greek and seafood at their finest).

Beside Ladner Leisure Centre, the local aquatic and fitness centre, you can find loads of rabbits that are the size of small dogs as well as potheads hanging at the skate park. There is not much in Ladner so it is really what you make of it.
eg#1
Guy from Ladner: "I love the little forested area in the back of my house and the fact that its so serene when I go in there to blaze."

Guy from Surrey: "Shit man, I stay out of the forested area near my house. You never know what sort of corpses you will find in there. And it's not serene. I hear screams coming from deep in there every night."

eg#2
Guy with dirty hands as though he's just come from working in the fields (even though he's a student): "Hey wanna go light dumpster fires in Ladner tonight?"

Guy 2: "Sure, first we can go to pick up some tampons from Save On Foods in our wife-beaters and soak them in lighter fluid."

eg#3
Ladner Girl: "Hey what do you wanna do tonight?"

Ladner Girl 2: "Well we could go to Vancouver or Richmond or even Surrey... Come to think of it, there is probably more going on in Tsawwassen even."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
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Lakeram

A cool Guyanese name that means rich and famous.
Hey his name is lakeram .
by gtboi September 6, 2011
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ladera ranch

A town in Orange County, CA where everybody lives inside a bubble and has no idea what goes on in the real world because they're too busy shopping at Brandy Melville. It's a small town so when you go on a jog you're bound to see someone you know. There's a bunch of boys who skate and it's incredibly annoying because they think they're better than anyone who doesn't. Everyone is white, rich, and spoiled. All the moms are annoying and talk really loud and have babies that scream in the middle of the grocery store. All the people at Ladera Ranch Middle School are cringey, spoiled kids that think they're better than everyone they meet. If you're a normal kid and don't match the normal attitudes of Ladera Ranch kids, then it will be hard to find friends here. It's mainly the little kids who are annoying and cringey here. The highschoolers are okay, only if you have a group of friends that you like. Ladera Ranch is the most annoying town I've ever been in, don't ever come to live here. I'd rather be in New York City than this community.
"Oh shit, you're moving to Ladera Ranch? You're not going to turn all rich and white, are you?"

"Ugh that is such a Ladera Mom."

"That kid totally comes from Ladera Ranch. He's white and a spoiled brat."
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lamer

Someone or something that is lame, although someone who uses the word 'lamer' would definatly not use the word 'lame'. The person in question is normally a fool, and very very annoying.
In a counter-strike server.

*dead*Player1:"I hate th is game, i jusst spent 3 hrs dwnlding a new patch n its still crap, and every1 cheets.
*dead*Afk | kestrel:"Don't play then"
*dead*Player1:"I wnna know how to hack, someone teach me"
*dead*Afk | Kestrel:"Type in your console 'bind mouse1 kill' and you'll kill everyone you fire at"
*dead*Player1:"How do i get down my consol"
*dead*Afk | Kestrel:"the key to the left of '1'"
(A few moments pass)
(The round restarts)
***Player1 Died
Afk | Kestrel:"Lamer..."
by Kestrel November 16, 2004
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lucky lager

The best beer ever. It even includes a fun game under the cap so drinkers can judge their level of intoxication without sophisticated electrical equipment.
Brad Pitt in Kalifornia: Adel, we are going to hike up that mountain that says "Hollywood on it." We're gonna drink some Lucky Lager and howl at the moon...ow ow owwwwwww!"
by Violated Centaur March 12, 2005
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Laker hater

Someone who despises the Los Angeles Lakers and would be just as happy watching them lose as they would to actually win themselves.
You either love the Lakers or are a Laker hater.
by Bojengles April 11, 2004
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