Lamey Lame Puss Puss

A person who is lame in every way shape or form possible.

“Yo bro teas is an actual Lamey Lame Puss Puss”
“I agree bro”

by geekatronthe3rdJr August 30, 2023

Lammers' Law

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.

Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.

by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

Lammy

A psychopathic sheep woman who plays guitar. Notable for putting out a building fire while strumming the fire hose like a guitar, getting babies to go to sleep while strumming one of them like a guitar, piloting a plane while strumming the yoke like a guitar, turning a tree into an entire new guitar while strumming the chainsaw like one, going to hell/an unknown island, playing guitar at someone else's concert, coming back from the dead, and getting to her own concert on time all in the span of 15 minutes.

"No one beats Lammy when she's on the guitar!"

by john freeman March 13, 2026

umjammer lammy remastered

Something that will never happen.

Sorry, Umjammer Lammy Remastered will not happen.

by SuperKamptiA June 24, 2023

Norman Lampeye

A gorgeous heart, one who heals, album comming just like we all are. A big big heart that you can’t see around which is how big it is. Harp. Sax. Instrument. If you think about the way things are.

My coin got bitten! I’m beginning to feel the Thunder like Norman Lampeye.

by grandcouleedamn November 18, 2025