Canadian Lampshade

A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.

Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.

by ThatCOGuy July 21, 2021

Amba lamps

The amba lamps ought to be brought after getting your ass kicked by a 67 year old man.

The amba lamps, bring them.

by ergosoft February 18, 2010

Hon the lads

A term used for inspirational purposes or encouragement among a group of lads

to encourage your mates or teammates before a match "HON THE LADS"

by gg1992 August 8, 2011

Lamesoup

A horrible word that a teacher came up with to try to replace "Lamesauce". "Lamesoup" should never be used on any occasion unless mocking someone who is obviously attempting to be cool but failing miserably.

Teacher: Well I know that this is test is lamesauce...
Student: No. Never say that again.
Teacher: What?
Student: Lamesauce. Never say that again.
Teacher: Ok, I know that this test is lamesoup...
Class: *groans*

by Kuragari-San November 2, 2010

Lampster

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Lamester

a lame gangster/ your mum

Me: your mum is such a lamester.
You: nO u

by who’s_asking? October 25, 2018

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021