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angry ladybug

When a female applies any kind of warming or cooling ointment to the body (tiger balm, icy hot, ben-gay, etc.) and then either fails or forgets to wash her hands thoroughly before masturbating. Thus, she creates a burning, tingling, or icy sensation on her lady-bits.
"Dude, does Alice look like she's walking funny to you?"

"I dunno, she was working out with her crush, she probably gave herself an angry ladybug right afterwords"
by ReverendTRON November 27, 2017
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Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision
A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.
by Scongeeli August 24, 2018
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ladybug

An issue in your code that isn't a feature, but is completely harmless (and quite funny), so it’s intentionally kept in.
John: Oh look, a ladybug!
Evan: That’s just the code for your confetti emitter, John.
John: The issue is with how it handles the confetti rotation velocity! The first piece of confetti that appears when you click the button always spins incredibly fast, but it’s really funny. Since it’s also harmless, I’m letting it stay as a feature.
by nullpasswd September 26, 2022
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Speckled Ladybugs

The best rec-soccer team in high school, but wants the players from the school's J.V. team to join them.
Nate: In high school I'm totally gonna be on the Speckled Ladybugs

Matthew: I don't know, you might not make J.V.
by Typoleon May 30, 2018
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Miraculous Ladybug

A cartoon for paedophiles to masturbate off to young girls in tight latex suits. The creators knew what they were doing.
Have you heard about that cartoon about the superheros wearing tight suits? Definitely made for paedophiles. Miraculous Ladybug sucks and is cringe.
by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024
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Ladybug

Miraculous ladybug is inlove with adrien and not with cat noir. Cat noir is inlove with ladybug but ladybug doesnt love him anyways ladybug is mirinette du-paincheng, she is very pretty strong and brave.She has a kwami name tikki.
Cat noir: hey bugaboo

Ladybug: don’t call me bugaboo.
by miraculouslovehehe April 9, 2021
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Ladybug

A clumsy but smart girl who is always 🍀 lucky. She is miraculous so when you come across a girl called Ladybug, you’re lucky. She is crazy too! The boy she likes is Adrien who is actually Cat Noir but ladybug doesn’t like Cat Noir. Cat Noir likes ladybug, who is Marrinete.
Cat Noir: Here, have a rose!
Ladybug: You know very well that I am in love with another boy!!!
by miraculous@aurora May 26, 2021
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