D-Kwitch

1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself

1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!

by glitter_pistol November 5, 2012

kwitha

One badass mf'er working quitting nicotine one day at a time every damn day.

That kwitha will board the Hall of Fame Express in two days.

by KTC Goon August 31, 2016

Laughing kitbags

Raucous laughter at an unexpected event

A man tripped over a doorway threshold leaving his friend laughing kitbags

by mikenjacq May 18, 2013

kwite

A person of the female gender who is both a homosexual pertaining masculine or androgynous physical characters (a lesbian or dike) AND is also over-weight or obese.

"She's a bitch-kwite"
"That girl's a cunt-kwite"

by Caesar Nina-Lala September 22, 2007

Kitbash

Gender reassignment that leaves the person with pronounced characteristics of both female and male.

Friend #1: “Steve finally decided to be true to herself and get hormone therapy. She’s coming out as Susanne!”
Friend #2: “Yeah, she may have nice tits and a new hair style but her cock and Adam’s apple make her look like a fucking kitbash.”

by Garden Tender October 20, 2019

Kitbash

originally from cult favorite tv show, Ben and Simon Show, filmed in Hillsborough Primary School & Swimming Baths, later Chaucer Secondary School, it is a word one can use to express them self...

"someone kicked him in the kitbash" Audience Laugh
"look at the size of that woman's kitbash"

by BS Productions July 12, 2022

kwitty

when you see a girl who is tall with blonde hair and big boobs, you call her a kwitty.

"Check out that babe"
"yeah, shes a kwitty"

by homer simpson May 13, 2005