KwanZa

That other holiday nobody really cares about, because:

1. They're too busy buying things for Christmas

or

2. They're too busy complaining about how Chanukah isn't appreciated enough

Hey, you know it's true.

by yoyobling December 20, 2004

new kwanzanukuhmas

a combination of new years, kwanza, hanukuh, and christmas used in order to keep religous differences aside

Happy New Kwanzanukuhmas!!!

by Randoncl November 22, 2006

kwanza rock

seasonal euphemism for crack cocaine

ho ho ho let's go smoke some kwanza rocks

by t-style July 21, 2008

Kwanza Klause

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.

i walked downstairs last night, and to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was playing the bongos.

by music is my soul December 10, 2008

Kwanza

Hanukah for black people.
7 candles in the menorah instead of 8.

"I ate me some fried chicken and Collard Greens for Kwanza."

by www.myspace.com/lisexlikexwoah June 28, 2008

Kwanza snow

The semen ejaculated by a believer in Kwanza, such as in the video "Fanta Claus."

Fanta Claus: Do you like Kwanza snow? (young Mrs. Claus)
Mrs. Claus: Why, yes but...
Fanta Claus: Well then have some! (as he ejaculates on her face)

by TheLongRubberGlove July 22, 2009

Kwanzaajuana

Kwanzaajuana is an event that occurs when every one in the circle lights up some sort of joint/bowl/bong/blunt/pipe and smokes them in a typical smoking rotation, so that no one is ever waiting to smoke!

Ex text message: yo, if everyone brings a little bud tonight we can Kwanzaajuana later!

To the "Salute Your Shorts" theme:
"When it's Kwanzaajuana we smoke a lot of pot and if we had a piss test, our piss sure would be hot! Now we will share a lifetime of the highest memories, a festive Kwanzaajuana, smoking lots of tree!"

by ztumhcs May 5, 2016