A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.
Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.
by Evan Oatman June 02, 2007
by Marcel B September 14, 2005
the stupidest and utterly retarded movie ever. i loved it. hahahaaa what do you get when you cross an owel with a bungi cord? MY ASS!!!!! hahaha. its betty! oooweooewewwe hahaha i love that dam movie.
today in DCL class, were going to watch Kung pow! (retards," neeeeeneeeee yea konggg poooweee yeeeeeeeyeeee")
by ken kaniff from conecticut May 07, 2004
by Bruce Lee Majors July 23, 2006
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.
Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
by Kung Fu movies rock July 22, 2003