The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.
Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece
by Assfuvker October 8, 2009
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Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).
Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).
Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).
Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).
Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles
Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!
Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles
Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!
Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!
by SlamDunkOnYou August 16, 2011
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The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.
Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.
by Bangkok Benny 2 May 29, 2009
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by Dirty Dino August 27, 2012
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by donnie knuckles November 9, 2005
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2. What a waste of money and time. I took her out to that fancy restaurant, and she ordered a $38 plate of bitch kibble. I got nothing at the end of the night, not even a handy
2. What a waste of money and time. I took her out to that fancy restaurant, and she ordered a $38 plate of bitch kibble. I got nothing at the end of the night, not even a handy
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cannot walk, talk, or move.
usually this is followed by whitey.
or sitting down naked in tha toilet shoutin, "kid laugh at me"
cannot walk, talk, or move.
usually this is followed by whitey.
or sitting down naked in tha toilet shoutin, "kid laugh at me"
"woody the wasteman, wast kibbled last nite"
woody- kid got kibbled last nite smokkin barez weed
tom- kid, u are actually a wate man
woody- kid got kibbled last nite smokkin barez weed
tom- kid, u are actually a wate man
by Toi Coi August 17, 2007
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