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Kalahni

Kalahni’s are very loving. They are shy at first but have crackhead energy once they get comfortable. Kalahni’s love trying new things. Kalahni’s are very intelligent and always make sure to analyze everything. Kalahni’s have a big booty. They are truly serendipity, and are the perfect mix of feminism and masculine energy.

The name quote literally translates to “sky” or “heavenly”
human: I want a person like Kalahni
by Jinxyouowemeasoda November 22, 2021
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kalahn

Beautiful and talented! Biggest eyes and the bluest...any guy would love a kalahn! She loves warm fuzzy socks and tv and great at sports
Kalahns can be very dramatic and emotional at times..but get over it and move on
Kalahns love her friends and have the best friends and any friend that has a Kalahn better never let go of her!
Kalahn stopped every guy as she walks by
by Coolkidz January 31, 2015
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kharah

"oh kharah, i lost my purse"

"pizza hut was the kharah"
by Ashley Star June 8, 2009
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Khala

Aunties which are complete snakes, and out there to ruin your life. Has never wished you well and enjoys seeing you in hardship or trouble. Has no genuine sympathy and compassion for you. And probably isn’t happily married either.
My Khala’s such a snakey bitch
by Banter_HRS November 29, 2019
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khalihah

A very close friend and has your back.
You need to be more of a Khalihah to me!
by Alicia Mathews April 9, 2017
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Kalaheo Highschool

A very gay school. Filled with many nicotine addicts and annoying base kids. Still better then Kailua high school tho.
Bret: wonder if i should go to Kailua or Kalaheo Highschool
Chalet: Hard to pick but Kalaheo has an Ac library.
by Bahahahaha October 23, 2019
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Kalahari

Kalahari is the act of one grounding up marijuana and cocaine with a large stick while chanting random sounds and gibberish to a repetitive beat until a green/white powder is achieved.

Then, the powder is proceeded to be slowly poured into a glass of liquor as the surrounding audience chants louder and the beat (clapping, african drums, etc.) gets louder as well.

Once the liquid consisting of liquor (preferably vodka), cocaine, and marijuana residue is mixed and seems homogenous, the beverage is split between the audience to more random shouts resembling monkey noises.

After the drink is consumed, the participants will resume to speaking normal English (or the local language) and sit down and watch the Lion King.

The preparing of the liquid coupled with a viewing of the Lion King is the origin of the term "Kalahari." It will be the craziest night of your life.
John: Duuuuude, let's Kalahari tomorrow with our buddies!
Dave: I don't know man, that's pretty effing sketch.

John: Duuuuude, it will be so much fun! It's always been my dream to be butt raped by Pumba!
Dave: Dooood, sounds effing awesome! Lets do it!
John: Kalahari we shall! We shuold get your mom to join us!
Dave: Yeaaa duuude, surf's up bro.
by Kalamario February 3, 2012
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