When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.
Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009
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First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.
Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?
by Rychotech November 4, 2011
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a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.
you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.
by darkslyde June 11, 2007
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People who instead of doing something (proactive) about what they perceive to be an issue, whine posting passive-agressive shit and long boring texts with faulty logic all over the internet.
They usually live with their mother seeking the affection of the only being that likes them.

In academia they usually are the one annoying nerd that nobody likes who usually whines in the uni's subreddit about most professors not being strict enough.
- Did you read the last rant from our favourite overgrown fetus?
- No what was it about?
- He's just unhappy that everyone got an extention to the semester project without a grade reduction.
- What a guy, he should mind his own bussiness, no wonder why his girlfriend is still attached to his body.
Hasn't he learned yet to do shit instead of practising that keyboard activist crap?
by signedupjusttopostthis November 14, 2014
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Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt want to fight with anyone
Luke:John was dissin' me on MSN two nights ago but last night he didnt say a word to me.

Grant:Yeah. What a keyboard gangsta.
by Luke Sweeney June 22, 2006
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The small joystick/pointing stick available as a mouse/trackpad alternative pointing device on many laptop computers.
Using the keyboard clit, I quickly dragged the pointer to the close box.
by dalekoprovidek February 15, 2012
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Someone who spends hours whiling away on the computer, without regard to times passing.
Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."
by PrissyPatriot January 7, 2012
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