kitchen hot

When a female's hotness increases from the sight of her cooking.

1. I wasn't sure if I wanted to pork Amy but then she made me a casserole and instantly became kitchen hot!

2. *during a debate on who you'd rather bang*
Yeah sure Rihanna is hot. But Martha Stewart is kitchen hot.

3. I wouldn't say she's hot but definitely kitchen hot

by namingshit December 16, 2018

Benjamin Ketchup

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus

Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

emotional rape kitchen

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

kitchen door

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women

I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.

by toast455 July 2, 2005