knuckle hailstorm

A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.

John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?

Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!

This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.

by CptAmerica April 18, 2011

Kentucky wet wipe

When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.

I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.

by Craigt113 April 13, 2019

Kentucky fried

The description of someone who is ferociously fried.

Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”

by TickleThomson May 6, 2022

Knuckle Children

Ejaculation from the act of masturbating.

What kind of country is this where a decent man can't go into the privacy of his neighbors house and fire off a couple of knuckle children because he doesn't own a dvd player?

by Sgt. Scrotes September 25, 2005

knuckledick

someone who gets cockpunched all the time

Andrew Baker is so well hated that he became a knuckledick.

by DLa November 15, 2003

Knuck Feast

Knuck Feast refers to an intense smorgasbord of ass beatings.

It is also the name of a sex-core crunk group from Decatur, GA.

"20 Bitch ass mufuckas step to da crew - bout ta be a Knuck Feast in here"

by Lil' Fiesty February 11, 2007

kentucky dumptruck

the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.

i gave jonny a kentucky dumptruck last night after we went out for coffee.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012