the keeble

Famously known from the near oscar winning movie, “Max keeble’s big move”, when a principle makes a misbehaving student buttchug rotten milk following that with a butt plug and forcing them to do 100 burpees in the middle of the gymnasium at the school pep rally.

“Zach dont masturbate here in the cafeteria, principle jessie is gonna give you the keeble.”

by ElongD69 September 7, 2019

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge May 13, 2005

Keebled!

Insult used on someone, as a substitute for Owned, or similar.

Origin: Craig Keeble. Search for the verb "keeble" for more information.

"Ha! Keebled"

"Man, you got so Keebled!"

by Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 7, 2006

port kembla

a small shithole suburb where only bad things happen and bordem is set in stone

gees this place is a real port kembla let's get outta here

by jofpk August 21, 2016

Keebler

Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.

I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.

by Lorena Cupcake June 20, 2010

Keebler

Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.

Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"

Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."

Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."

Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."

Julie: "Gross."

by Jucily June 20, 2011