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Keenan is known as a person who can often be in lots of trouble. Keenan is the smartest and most funniest person you can have in your life. Most Keenan's are freaky and give the best hickey's on their girlfriends necks. A Keenan can be very understanding when it comes to those he cherishes and loves. Most ladies doubt a Keenan until they discover his good side and that large penis of his.
Most Keenan's are commenly African American .
Ex :Damn Rebecca look at Keenan
He's such a freak.
Keenan by Lil chicklit November 17, 2019
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The human equivalent of a Shrimp.
The word “simp” was based off of Keenan
Wow what a simp!
Yeah that’s Keenan.
Oh ok.
Keenan by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020
Keenan is the human equivalent of a shrimp and his name literally means ANCIENT meaning he’s an ancient being.

The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.
Person 1: “Hey Keenan!”

Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”

Person 1:” oh ok.”
Keenan by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020
I am keenan
Person 1: you good keenan
Me: yea mate just adding myself the urban dictionary
Person 1: nice
probably a nonce, enjoys having sub par hair, will not be liked by many, and has an unhealthy attraction to underage and undersized boys and girls.
Keenan by SUPAHOTFIRE9 October 20, 2020
Once I got to know him I realized he was a keenan
Keenan by Faxcentral February 11, 2021
Will please you with this big ass cock of his
Keenan likes nic
Keenan by Bbc jew nazi osama March 3, 2021