Machida Karate

A modified version of the Shotokan Karate style with elements of Sumo, Wrestling, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This hybrid style of Karate was pioneered by Japanese-Brazilian Mixed Martial Artist and Karate practitioner Lyoto Machida in order to use his Karate style in Mixed Martial Arts fights.

Lyoto Machida used his Machida Karate style to knockout and defeat Rashad Evans to win the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 98.

by Papi Chulo Judan August 3, 2011

Lord Karnage

Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-Way whose awesomeness rivals Chuck Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.

Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you're reading this, you will be force-fed to his army of robotic alligators named Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.

by RexFreeman February 26, 2011

Karalee

Karalee is a beautiful girl! She has such a sweet spirit and is always trying to make people happier. She goes through a lot but she tries not to let it get in her way. She struggles with her past. She helps everyone. She is gorgeous. Her smile is what stands out the most. Any guy would be lucky to have a Karalee.

Karalee always helps me when I am down.

by PrettyPony9985 June 2, 2018

karatefylla

Karatefylla is when you wake up with blood all over your hands and have no idea of what happened.

You might get karatefylla after drinking alcohol

by Martin Ericson December 13, 2006

italian karate

Two guys hold you down while a third one kicks out your brains.

Judging by the brains oozing out of the ears, the stiff looks like it got a dose of Italian Karate.

by Bloodystocking November 7, 2007

karate dinner

"karate dinner" = "ramen noodles".

CAROL: Shane, what do you want to eat?

SHANE: How about some karate dinner? And you could put some frozen peas and some of that leftover chicken in it.

CAROL: Okay.

SHANE: Thanks Sweetheart.

by Kyle Stewartsen February 20, 2009

Karate

Something only known by Elvis and the Chinese.

“It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.”

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 17, 2022