Hatake Kakashi

a shinobi copy-ninja that is the sensei of naruto, sakura, and sasuke.

guy:hi there!
hatake kakashi:*can only stand there, otherwise would be revealing too much information*

by letusbeus December 3, 2006

Kanisha

Names a funny outgoing person that isnt afraid to be completely herself around anyone. She likes to get to know new people and has the kindest heart ever.

Thanks Kanisha now I feel much better!

by M93610 August 7, 2011

Kalashnibren

A real-life recreation of a gun featured on one of Brandon Herrera's cursed gun image videos. Recently given to Donut Operator as a "birthday gift." It's virtually an AK on acid, and the magazine is on top so hence the "bren" in the name.

"Hey John, did you watch Brandon Herrera's Kalashnibren video?"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"

by GermSherm April 26, 2021

Kanishka

Kanishka was an emperor of the Kushan dynasty famous for his military, political, and spiritual achievements. His main capital was at Purushpura (Peshawar in present-day Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Pakistan)

Moniker: Kanishka the Great

by Ackwilla April 13, 2013

Kanishka

Is a nice,sweet, and beautiful young girl is loving and trustwothy

Random person: You remind of such a Kanishka

Random Girl: Thank you!

by Kdawg666 November 13, 2018

Khlav Kalash

A recipe of mutton, lamb, tomatoes, carnations, onions, water, oil, and salt & pepper. It's all ground into a thick ball of meat.

Best served on a stick, with Mountain Dew or Crab Juice - as seen on The Simpsons.

Khlav Kalash Guy: "Get your Khlav Kalash!"

...

Homer: "Oh, alright. Give me one bowl."
Khlav Kalash Guy: "No bowl. Stick, stick."

by Oil Country October 15, 2007

Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947

The Avtomat Kalashnikova (or AK47 if you prefer) is a selective-fire, gas operated 7.62mm assault rifle, designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov. The AK is easy to manufacture and cheaper to make than most assault rifles, making it easy for terrorist and guerilla factions worldwide. The AK47 was designed between 1944-1946 and came into service in 1949. The AK is a tough gun, as it is resistent to dirt and corrosion. It can withstand almost anything. If you ran it over with a truck, you could pickit up and it would work perfectly. It is one of the most smuggled firearms in the world. In some regions of the world, Ak's are sold at an extremely low price. To sum this up, the AK is an extremely reliable gun that is relatively cheap and is excellent for many situations.

During a sandstorm in a small Arabian village...

Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)

I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.

by Matt from Oz September 23, 2009