Kachowing

The act of sticking your schlong into car's exhaust pipe.

I've been kachowing my car for six hours straight after a long session of drinking.

by Kachoow October 19, 2020

kachow

means as a comic relief in a serious situation so everyone hates you

oh im sorry about your loss, but kachow.

by arctheangels March 2, 2022

Meow Meow Kachowwed

When you feel so lonely that you start to pretend that you are a cat version of Lightning McQueen.

Today I just feel so Meow Meow Kachowwed.

by XXXTenTableTop August 11, 2018

Kachow

Spinning your cock around in a circular motion while yodelling, every 3 minutes, you must stop and scream kachow, the cycle then repeats.

Tonight, while we make sweet, sweet, love. I want you to Kachow yo dick.
"KACHOW BABY YEAH!" - Austin Powers in an Alternate Universe

by wa10404 May 25, 2025

Kachowing

The act of ejaculating gasoline into your partners gas tank.

Krebs: Last night I was kachowing into Heilen.
James: I was too, but with your mom.

by Wooooooooooooooooah November 29, 2021

Kachow

Katchow is a verb used in reference to flashing ur shiny headlights after beating someone in any car-related competition, including NASCAR Races and high-speed chases.

I/You Kachow
They Kachow
We Kachow
She/He Kachows
We Will Kachow
I Kachowed

I'm totally going to kachow on this lad after I beat him in this race.

by absolute L0oser January 1, 2020

Kachow

To utterly fucking destroy someone

1: You suck
2: Kachow
1: *Dies of Embarrassment*

by CashNajarReal October 30, 2022