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crotch kabab

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.
show the football team your croth kabab!!!
by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 11, 2003
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kabbazah

Sex technique for women to exercise their K-muscles ('Kegel', named after Dr. Arnold Kegel who discovered them in 1940. Also known as PC or 'pubococcygeus' muscles).
Originally, it's a Taoist technique practiced by Chinese women for sexual-amplification of relaxed vaginal muscles, but this word has become known by Muslim Indians and comes from Arabic which means literally, a 'woman who bakes' or 'baker woman'.

The main exercise is where a woman inserts a raw egg inside her vagina and clutch on it with her vaginal muscles (they resemble the ribbed insides of a vacuum-cleaner's hose), and then release again to help 'milk' the penis during sexual-intercourse.

The last people to ever take to this ancient sex practice --besides them new-ageist, schtupp-mad cheesy quacks -- were the Turkish sultans and rich polygamous Ishmaelites who reportedly used to visit over a hundred women in one night!

Another interesting old sex technique is kabbadi: oral tantric sex exercise of Indian origin where a woman utter a certain word repeatedly with no breath to tighten the inner sex muscles Kegel-like.
Kabbazah was first described by the British Muslim traveler and explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton in the mid-19th century.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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Kabba

An Islamic holy site where it is believed that the prophet Abraham built the first temple of Gos. It is also where Satan tempted Abraham 50 some odd times.
When a muslim makes his hajj, he must go visit the Kabba
by Khanrad July 8, 2003
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kabbab

A person who likes gossip, acts stupidly and cannot pronounce the sound "k" like a normal human being. He will always push himself into your pictures, and will invite himself to movies and parties. Reproduction method is unkown, since there is no female kabbab, but the common kabbab has a great love for russian girls. Has no sense of humor, can't tell one decent joke but laughs from his own jokes, and occasionally says xd rofl and other lame stuff.
Kabbab:KKKKuka kkula is makkking a new cakkkke with Kkkcorn. HAHAHAHA I'M sooo funnnnnyXD!
Person A:God this man is such a kabbab, who invited him anyway?
Person B:He invited himself:(
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