Joonited States of America

Al Pacino's pronunciation of "United States of America" in the movie Scarface, in which he was faking a Cuban accent.

Are joo communist? I do not come to Joonited States of America to be treated like this? Joo can't do nothing to me that Castro has not already done!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 18, 2006

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Jonie

A Jonie is a very loyal person how cares deeply about her friends and family a Jonie is funny smart and has the looks to go with it ,but Jonie can’t dance …but dam she so fine that doesn’t matter “ a Jonie may have nice Tatts and peach

Have you see how happy Cameron has been lately …. Yeah he’s got himself a Jonie

by Yourmun November 25, 2021

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Joni Ernst

Dumbass senator from Iowa

Joni Ernst does a better job castrating pigs than she does working in the senate

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

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Joni

Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")

When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"

"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joni!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"

by wittier than you February 4, 2010

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