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sexy no jutsu

A ninjutsu created by Uzumaki Naruto. It was used on Ebisu and Jiraiya and was taught to Konohamaru.
by Magik November 26, 2004
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Wen Junhui

Chinese singer and actor from kpop group SEVENTEEN and part of the performance team and also the best cat person to ever exist he's funny and so cute and has such a lovable personality
Wen Junhui is the #1 cat lover noone can compare
by ghiblistudios October 3, 2021
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Flashback no Jutsu

A technique that allows the user to tap into flashbacks from their past that make no sense to the plot or story of a series or movie.
"Impossible! Did you just unlock the Flashback no Jutsu?"
by Senseifrijoles69 January 1, 2022
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sexy no jutsu

an awesome technique(jutsu) that Naruto Uzumaki performs where he turns into a hot girl and distracts his enemy or to get what he wants. He taught this technique to Konohamaru who was under the supervision of Ebisu the closet pervert at the time. See also Harem no Jutsu
Naruto: SEXY NO JUSTSU! *poof*
Jiraiya: *HUGE NOSEBLEED* agh *twitch twitch*
by Harem no Jutsu April 12, 2005
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Jim Beam Jutsu

A martial art developed in the early twenty first century, it is used primarily to combat bar tabs at Miller's Ale house, employment, and other people wearing Affliction t-shirts. While the true origins of this discipline still remain shrouded in a form of Oriental mysticism, it is believed that it was first used on December 30th, 2006 when Tito Ortiz lost to Chuck Liddell in UFC 66. According to legend, two men went to the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. While engaged in a heated argument over the fight one of the guys, enraged by the other patron's equally misinformed opinion, attempted a take down he learned from his free MMA lessons at the Y. The two men proceeded to writhe on the floor. Beers were spilt. Ed Hardy t-shirts were ripped. Words like "arm bar," "triangle choke" and guillotine" were thrown around with reckless abandon. Most other people thought they had gone into an epileptic seizure. It was then that Jim Bean Jutsu was born.
Did you see that guy in the fedora? Yeah, he tried to administer Jim Beam Jutsu on the bouncer. That's why he is getting placed on the gurney.
by Vinny Gugotz May 11, 2011
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Jussuph

Jussuph: Verb/Noun/Adjective.
Defined within the modern day language of 'shifrenology' or 'shifrenguistics'.
Pronounced (Ju-Suf).
Refers to the ass/buttocks/anal of a desired female, primarily for the purposes of anal sex.

other definitions may included but are not limited to:

*Jussuphing - defined as taking a shit. or any form of excretion from the anal cavity.
*Acting like a Jussuph- Refers to an individual who is uptight/ anal retentive.
1. wow did you see the jussuph on that chick, Id F@#$/shoost the hell out of that.
2. Mmmmmm how hot is that chick, you dont even know what I would eat out of her jussuph.
3.Dude you so uptight and stressed out think you need to have your jussuph pounded to mellow you the F@#$ out.
4.Did u jussuph It smells like something crawlled into your bathroom and died while having there jussuph pounded.
by Slave to the Jussuph July 30, 2012
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Expansion jutsu

When your in bed with a girl and you are about to buss you scream to the top of your lungs expansion jutsu and you put all your fingers in her asshole and stretch her asshole as wide as you can and you cum in her asshole
Man i did some expansion jutsu on a hooker last night she wont be doing anal for a while
by Lenman1 January 19, 2021
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