The act of giving an unsuspecting victim a smack in the privates with the back of the hand, resulting in the victim adopting the familiar Mick Jagger stance. Often accompanied by the exclamation "Mick Jagger!"
by Custardo April 24, 2011
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Sarah: Have you heard that new song Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd?
Kate: Yes i have and its the biggest pile of shit i have ever heard!!!
Kate: Yes i have and its the biggest pile of shit i have ever heard!!!
by i hate cher lloyd July 13, 2011
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1) An Indian totem used in ritual carving ceremonies to the insect god of Mick-Jaggery.
2) Of or pertaining to the Indian totem forementioned.
3) To jagger. To be in a state of jaggeriness.
4) An exclamation. Formerly E-jaggulation.
5) To leave a weird taste in ones mouth.
2) Of or pertaining to the Indian totem forementioned.
3) To jagger. To be in a state of jaggeriness.
4) An exclamation. Formerly E-jaggulation.
5) To leave a weird taste in ones mouth.
He jaggulated when thinking of the jaggery totem he was going to carve out of a jaggery, but he fell in a jaggery pile of dung, leaving him feeling jaggered.
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The song "Moves Like Jagger" includes the lyrics "move my jagger" which means to spin your penis around like a fan in a disco.
The song "Moves Like Jagger" includes the lyrics "move my jagger" which means to spin your penis around like a fan in a disco.
Adam Levine: I've got to move my jagger
Pete: I moved my jagger in the disco last night
Steve: What speed did it get up to?
Pete: I moved my jagger in the disco last night
Steve: What speed did it get up to?
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Get the Islamic Jagger mug.The stupid made up phrase by Cher Lloyd in her ridiculous song about all her haters. Swagger Jagger is a person who 'cramps' your style - type of hating.
Included in the stupid song all about how she isnt bothered by all her haters although, clearly she is bothered enough by them to make a song entirely about them and how they are 'swagger jaggers'.
Included in the stupid song all about how she isnt bothered by all her haters although, clearly she is bothered enough by them to make a song entirely about them and how they are 'swagger jaggers'.
Cher Lloyd -
'You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check'
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on
Me - *ears cry blood*
'You can't stop looking me, staring at me
Be what I be, you can't stop looking at me
So get off of my face,
You can't stop clickin 'bout me
Writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me,
I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
My swagger's in check
Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor
I got in check'
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
You're a hater, just let it go
Swagger jagger, swagger jagger
You should get some of your own
Count that money, get your game on
Get your game on, get your game on
Me - *ears cry blood*
by SwaggerJagger July 4, 2011
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1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. When a woman's vagina has strange, unsightly, mishapen or oddly memorable pair of lips, much like the facial lips of Mick Jagger.
2. When a vagina does too much cocaine and sings til it's 80 years old.
1. "I wanted to get my rocks off, but when I saw her jaggerpuss, I got outta there in a jumpin' jack flash."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
2. "I figured the female singer on stage had a jaggerpuss when she dropped the mic down to crotch level."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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