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Johanned

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.
Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.
by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018
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Jotham

Jotham is a kind hearted lovable dude. He'll usually say the opposite of what he means, but he'll always do good by his family and his friends. Jotham is super intelligent and likes to question everything. If you have a Joatham in your life, don't give up on him and don't let him go. It'll be the bed decision you've ever made
I love Jotham, He's the best!
by Noshadealltea September 28, 2018
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Johanna

Johanna’s are great writer and are really good at taking pictures. They often think their stupid but they truly aren’t,although she struggles she never gives up. Johanna’s are also very weird and have weird obsessions. They also have friends even weirder then them. Some people tend to take advantage of Johanna’s and use them but after a while Johanna will realize they have and fight back! Johanna’s are also really pretty and have the best eyes that guys tend to fall into, but Johanna’s don’t mess with boys she much rather mock them then date them. If you have a Johanna in your life you better treated her like the thriving queen she is.
Sad friend: looks sad

Johanna: “are you okay

Sad friend: “no”

Johanna: “wanna share my Oreos”?
by Moto_Moto_is_a_hott_snack March 8, 2019
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joshane

Someone who would take any measures to put a smile on your face. Takes strong attitude but if is passionate he sets his head forward. If he likes you he will spend all his time dedicated to to make sure you comfortable with him. Make sure if you fall for him go for it or someone might take him
He's a real Joshane
by Joshane July 25, 2018
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Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.
OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.
by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019
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Jathanise

To hump vigorously and with passion. Can only jathanise inanimate objects.
Jathanise a wall for 50 bucks.
by Wankerwonker69 October 25, 2019
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Johann

A totally awesome German dude who smokes and drinks like there's no tomorrow, fucks tons of bitches with his 13" dick, and will eventually save the world from the evils of shitty education.
Holy fuck, there's Johann
by AwesomerIII June 30, 2011
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