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chicago cross-jostle

A sexual act. A Chicago Cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Well, he had her up against the wall, and he started in on a Chicago Cross-jostle, One-Handed!!!
by Eldon Stump August 30, 2008
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Jostler

The principal of advancing ones self by destroying others in regards to careers and egos.
#1: Dick is part of a large team, but he doesn’t care who he jostles to advance himself further along in the company.

#2: Mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got Kris fired!?

#3 Harry and Dick didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.
by Jostler October 17, 2006
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jostle

to give a swift rogering, jolt, bump. Usually associated with a woman and her shaking the dice methods. Also can apply to boob groping.
When I was ready to finish I asked her to jostle me so I could get maximum enjoyment.
by Jason Piche November 2, 2005
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chicago cross-jostle

some kind of specialized fuck technique that takes actual skill and practice to achieve. Is especially pleasurable for the ladies. Named after the town where it was developed among the black community.
"Dwayne been practisin' by hisself for three weeks, and he still kicks his own damn ass when he tries to put the chicago cross-jostle on his sister!"
by Clean Sanchez June 25, 2003
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jostle

"Dude is this bowl cahsed?"

"Naw, I don't think so. Why don't you give it another jostle?"
by Mister Biggums September 21, 2005
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Joston

Joston is the definition of "best " he never gives up his a faithful lad thou his very naughty in certain aspects .but his very kind and lovable .everyone wants to be like joston

Joston has a huge dick and sometimes his not loyal his a cassanova at times
by Legend of Zelda March 30, 2019
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jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...
jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.
by Rob May 13, 2005
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