Josiah

A guy with a huge penis

Omg is that Josiah?

by OsamaBinJoe November 22, 2021

Josiah

A tall, sturdy computer nerd with an Amish beard. He has a big heart and is quite knowledgeable, as well. He has beautiful eyes that you can stare into at long length.
A cute dork.

All I want for Christmas is a Josiah.
Oh, that handsome nerd--what a Josiah!

by CeceAnne February 4, 2010

Josiah

Josiah is the best person you'll ever meet.He is a mix of intelligent,serious,and he makes you laugh till' you die.He gets all the girls and is very attractive.Josiah is always compatible with Virgos and he is always there,but he does not want any relationships.However, he is always the most popular in the room.

Liliana:Josiah is my best friend

Jane:No! I am

by The True Meanings February 7, 2021

Josiah

A midget guy who lies about his height to validate the fact that he's short and stumpy like an Oompa Loompa. An underdeveloped pubescent who thinks with his nasty dick before his brain. He will cum in 5 seconds and his kid's taste spicy. For someone whos an academic he really couldn't be more retarded on several levels.

Josiah- I swear its above-average size

by mydicksspicy August 27, 2020

Josiah

Super Muscular, athletic, and has a very high IQ. He’s the best baller out there, but sadly he gets harassed by his gay ass friend named Christian Couch. This Christain kid is a complete retarded, clumsy, tall, person. Christian is very gay. He likes men even though he's a guy.

That guy looks like a Josiah, or someone who has been harassed by someone named Christian.

by The Goat23 April 28, 2019

Josiah

Pure Bitch

Josiah you're a bitch

by pussyslayer720 November 7, 2019

Josiah

As manipulative and cunning he is, Josiahs’ are often cruel and vindictive. He is also mistaken for a Scorpio. Josiah is also seductive, sexy and very confident. Despite his fierce ways, he’s pretty much capable of getting anything he wants. He is selfish and fickle. He can make anyone feel very special and is known by his close friends to have a sweet and caring side. he is easily threatened by people who intimidate him. His jealousy and need for power often gets the best of him and it can cause him to be cruel and selfish. He is also the BEST liar in the world. Josiah likes to play mind games and he’s easily bad tempered. He is the type of person you wanna stay away from, even if he’s popular.

“Isn’t that Josiah?” “Which one? the nice one, or the manipulative one?”

by ChocolateWithNutss September 19, 2019