jordan

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse
by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 16, 2010
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carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....
Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!
by heashley May 03, 2010
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this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady
look at that chick... she is such a jordan
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adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.
She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.
by Michael MJ Wilson October 13, 2007
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A really annoying, ugly, stupid, bitchy person who everyone hates
Damn, I hate that girl. Shes such a Jordan
by ieaph April 04, 2011
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someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.
"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"
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jordan is the sweetest girl you could ever meet, as soon as you met her you knew how good of a friend she will be. jordan has a beautiful sense of humour and can take a joke very well. jordan is a gorgeous girl, once you have met a jordan, hold on to her. jordan is the overall package of what a perfect girl friend would be. she always puts her friends before her, be careful if you do have a jordan, she wears her heart on her sleeve and is easily heart broken, she dreams so big and often is disappointed. hold on to a jordan, she could be the best person you ever meet
bill: what’s her name, she’s so nice!!
hank: that’s jordan, she’s mine don’t take her!
by farmerjessie December 08, 2018
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