A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.
by Chickenshits139 June 23, 2019
Get the Jonmug. A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.
by The Cru September 12, 2016
Get the Jonmug. passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome
by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008
Get the jonningmug. by Anonymous February 14, 2003
Get the Jon^mug. by Jhs jon has sweg January 8, 2014
Get the Jonmug. Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.
Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023
Get the Lil Jon Jonmug. Jon's are the biggest cocky buttholes on earth. And they have the largest inflated heads known to man. Purple tree bunnys hate them so much. Jon's can be referred to as assholes, asswads, dickwads, jerkwads, buttholes etc. their head is inflated with so much gas that they have caused global warming. They seem to be girly boys as well and suck ass at debating with woman. Especially with their best friend whose a girl. Sometimes they're saps which is sweet.
by Purple tree bunny March 22, 2013
Get the Jonmug.