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Jemimas Witnesses

People that knock on your door wearing bandannas and requesting that you make them pancakes.
Oh shit, are those Jemimas Witnesses at the door again? Tell them we don't want to join the Church of the Holy Flapjack.
by Downtownjbrn January 17, 2010
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Jemimahness

Your sticky goodness jemimahness done brought me back to the deep syrupy tasty and makes my flapjacks done do right
by cheru December 25, 2016
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Jemimah

a peng girl who’s nice to everyone but doesn’t talk to anyone cos shes a bit shy, can be a bit stupid sometimes
oi did you see Jemimah

Who?
The peng one
by Thegyaldem November 22, 2021
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Aunt Jemima

The troll of all trolls on the TeenHut forums.

Just like all trolls, he drops the F-bomb in just about every other sentence. This is a pathetic attempt to make him appear "t0tally hardc0ar on teh interwebz."

His most profound traits are putting others down (cuz he is teh r0x0rz n iz flawlezz), and replying to threads saying "Great, another thread nobody gives a fuk about" because he can now speak on behalf of over 6 billion people. /lolsarcasm

It is unclear as to why the mods even allow him to stick around. The theory is that he gets to stay because he stole his name from the syrup lady (and nobody can resist syrup, amirite?).
Poster 1: "So, I hear Korea is trying to kill us all."
Aunt Jemima: "Nobody gives a fuk."
Poster 2: "I do, and I'm sure you won't be thinking that when you're in thirty-two pieces. Then again..."
by MrsButterworth June 19, 2009
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dirty jemima

A dirty jemima is a girl that goes to a single sex school in England and secretly fantasises about making out with all of her classmates down in the woods.
Girl 1: “Hey, do you know what the new girl is like?”
Girl 2: “I heard she’s a real dirty jemima.
by Modernzombie April 16, 2020
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Aunt Jemima

A man puts Maple Syrup on his wang and the woman licks it off.
How bout an Aunt Jemima honey?
by PancakeMaster April 28, 2013
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aunt jemima

An ounce of Whiskey (jim beam) and an ounce of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup. Nicely fills a tall 2oz shot glass. Stir well. Do shot. Do not chase.
Bill Diesel and Foley just did Aunt Jemimas!
by Bill Diesel, Foley, Nick April 8, 2005
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