Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

First Jolt

First trip to state prison, used by inmates in the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Mostly used by cons who have been to prison at least twice, to denote their very first trip to the pen.

I remember the when I hit the mainline in Quentin on my first jolt, that place is fucking rockin'!

by ceerip707 May 3, 2018

jolt

a fucking knobhead who doesn't know when to stop speaking
retarded simp
he is a fucking cunt

"shut the fuck up jolt" - everyone on this planet

by Joltyy June 7, 2020

Jolt

Acronym for "Jack-o-lantern teeth". Describes somebody who has alternating missing teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.

Hey Jolt, you look like a pumpkin with all those missing teeth.

by Daniel H. B. March 9, 2017

Jolting

Sitting with a 5 hour energy in your butt resting until you need it. Use a reverse fart and baby you're jolting.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna sleep on this drive, I've been jolting.

by Dallas John Gorlami October 26, 2025

JOLTS

The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics developed the monthly Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey (JOLTS) which produces data on job openings, hires, and separations.

These data serve as demand-side indicators of labor shortages at the national level. Prior to JOLTS, there was no economic indicator of the unmet demand for labor with which to assess the presence or extent of labor shortages in the United States. The availability of unfilled jobs—the job openings rate—is an important measure of the tightness of job markets, parallel to existing measures of unemployment.

The JOLTS survey covers all nonagricultural industries in the public and private sectors for the 50 States and the District of Columbia.

JOLTS collects data on Total Employment, Job Openings, Hires, Quits, Layoffs & Discharges, and Other Separations.

by PEntity August 22, 2024

Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out

Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold

by Doveiscool January 6, 2024