The Joker

A very sick sexual act. Why some find this stimulating i'll never know.
When the woman is having her menstrual peiod, the man gives oral sex and wipes his face sideways across the vagina several times. Having a blood-stained "smile" on his face he looks up to her and says "Why so serious?".
1: i did the joker to my girlfriend last night.
2: Dude, why do you always tell me this shit!?
by kjun134576 March 25, 2009
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The Joker

You give a girl The Joker when you have sex with her while she is on her period, you take your bloody dick, and draw smile lines on her face.
"Pat, how was having sex with Hannah while she was on her period"
"It was great, I finished off the night by giving her The Joker."
"That time of the month I guess"
by Project Nuke the Moon October 03, 2016
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Joker

When you eat out a girl while she is on her period. You come up with "joker" lips.
JACK: "heyyy r u on ur period?"
SHITHEAD: "umm.. yeah?"
JACK: "lets do the joker"
SHITHEAD: "aight"
by gpam June 26, 2011
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Joker

A sexual act when as the male is ejaculating, he makes an extremely swift left to right movement(or right to left) across the female's mouth, creating a line of semen from cheek to cheek. Similar to the joker's wounds.
I've had sex with many animals, and one time I gave a girl a joker across her butt hole.
by Nay Nay August 18, 2008
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The Joker

After having sex with a girl on her period, you slap your penis on each side of her cheeks next to her mouth. Thus creating a red joker face, while saying "Why so serious?".
After ejaculating far too soon and noticing the look of disgust on her face. I immediately pulled out my blood covered dick and slapped her on each side of her face, while asking "Why so serious?", And the Joker smiled.
by The Red Bulldog March 28, 2020
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The joker

A very attractive psycopath appearing in the movie "The Dark Knight". Also a less hot psycho appearing in many other movies.
Boyfriend: Who should I be for Halloween?
Girlfriend: Be Heath Ledger's Joker.
Boyfriend: Why should I be the joker?
Girlfriend: Because he's super hot.
by psithurism July 26, 2016
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no joker

When you go to the bathroom for a dump and know right away its gonna be a good one and you'll feel satisfied after. Very similar to when a hitter in baseball hits a long home run aka a no doubter
"Hey Rex hows your morning going?"
"Great man just took a no joker 20 minutes ago and am ready to take on the day"
by YourFriendJamal January 17, 2018
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