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Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5
by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022
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pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens
can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie
by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
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Johny

an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives
Johny is so hot
by JOHNYÀ October 3, 2023
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johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.
Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.
by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013
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Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."
by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010
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Papa Johni

Shit Dawg Look at Papa Johni, He's so cool.
by Papa Johni March 9, 2018
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