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Dwayne The Wok Johnson

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”
by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021
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Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.
"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."
by Gilbert A February 15, 2006
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Boris Johnson

1. A B-tech Trump.

2. Cunt
person 1 ‘Boris Johnson really is a cunt!’
person 2 ‘Yes! He’s a Walmart Donald Trump!’
by I’m just telling the truth December 26, 2019
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Rian Johnson

"Rian Johnson" is synonymous with the literary element of "Subversion". This term is usually used when a writer writes backward in the story to force a surprise on the audience. This move is typically viewed negatively by the audience due to the writing walking back on previously establish content, which most tentative audience members feel their attention to detail is not being rewarded.

This term was born after the release of "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" and is in reference to the Writer/Director Rian Johnson.
"Wow... I can't believe the Game Of Thrones directors Rian Johnson'd the show so Arya could kill the Night King as a surprise"
by Jake Skywalker May 5, 2019
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Barry Johnson

A euphemism that can be used in the place of Blow Job.
Did Clayton tell you? His girlfriend finally gave him a Barry Johnson.
by JM Shade October 18, 2008
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buck johnson

The act of coming out of the bathroom completely nude with an erection.
Colleen was flabbergasted when Alex pulled a buck johnson and returned from the bathroom completely nude with a stiffy
by Seddy Mazel July 1, 2018
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