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by coachkhater September 2, 2012
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They are prone to not wearing socks.
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Girl: Wow, he is so cute!
Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?
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Girl: No, it's not like that! He's a Jonathan. I'll look him up on Facebook instead.
by PaperbackWriter. August 27, 2010
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