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Johannes

Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020
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Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Johnna

a super hottie who is amazing to talk with when you need to talk to someone whether you are sad or happy
Johnna is easy to talk to when you are in any mood
by gihottie June 18, 2008
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Johannelund

Johannelund, in West Stockholm, Sweden is a station on the Green Rail municipal commuter system.

This municipal railway system was, interestingly, started in 1941, the very same year that some other European railway systems were being bombed out of existence. Doubtless, the tax base that financed this particular railway was likely derived from funds obtained from trading with various warring powers (no need to mention specific countries, is there?).
In the late 20th and early 21st Centuries, a sometimes heated dialogue has emerged in Sweden about the country's former blindness to the midcentury crimes of the Nazis; members of both sides of this dialogue have ridden the Green Rail system, stopping, perhaps, at the Johannelund station, quite possibly unaware of how the funds for the railway system had been originally generated.
In all fairness to the Swedes, nonetheless, it should be pointed out that their country's attitude towards the Nazis was often influenced by the vulnerability of their geographical location. At times in the 1940s, Sweden was completely surrounded by German-controlled countries and, as such, could have been invaded at the drop of ein Stahlhelm (Ger: steel helmut).
by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009
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JohnHenri

Bloke With a sexy mf dad and a huge schlong
Dude #1 - Bro Johnhenri's dads so hot i would tap
Dude #2 - I know right bro hes also got a huge schlong.
by Roadman_Choppiez March 21, 2021
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johndepadua

I get so Johndepadua every time I see a cute guy!
by Mervyyy December 1, 2013
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Joanne P

Joanne P is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.
Joanne P: Hey I got 100!

Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!
by AnonymousRichGirl July 9, 2020
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