Johnstown NY

Similar to its neighbor, Gloversville, but with slightly less ugly appearance, Johnstown is one of the most pointless places to live. At a first glance, Johnstown seems like the nicest place on Earth but in reality there is absolutely nothing to do and 95% of the population consists of inbred hicks whose ancestors have lived here for hundreds of years. The remaining 5% of the population move there. The town, which has less than 10,000 people living in it, is littered with filthy scumbags, bad parenting, unbelievably high taxes, a "mall" with 5 shops and a movieplex, and of course, actual litter. No one bothers to clean it up, except for on the rail trail, where the trash reappears almost instantly. Several people have been killed on said rail trail, which runs through Johnstown and Gloversville. Your best luck at finding a job here is at Burger King or Dunkin' Donuts. Many people only stay here because it is "safer" than other nearby cities.

I live in New York." "NEW YORK CITY?!" "No, Johnstown NY." "Oh..that's cool..

by lololololhai January 22, 2011

The Johnstones

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007

Jonito (n)

combination of bitch, jerk, twofaced, backstabber, littlenasty, meany, careless, evil, flirt, liar

Oh my god she is such a jonito (n), I can't believe she kissed your boyfriend and didn't tell you, to think she was your best friend!

by KENZISDACOOLEST January 1, 2012

Johnstown

The hometown of potheads and well fair. All the druggies should probably move because their drug money will be gone when their kids get shot in school. Or maybe the government will move for you when you get evicted.

Johnstown is the place to go if you want to get shot

by Gshhudhhd December 7, 2019

Johnites

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Johnston, Rhode Island

It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style

Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there

by Big shotguns October 5, 2020

Haylee Johnston

A girl with a PHAT JUICY BOUNCY ASS! she gets played a lot but always goes back. She needs to stay away from guys with T’s and C’s.

Me: Hey do you know my cousin with the phat ass?
Colby: Yes Haylee johnston

by Eventually you will know May 29, 2020