by jamerson June 6, 2005
The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.
Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.
by Journey Fan May 11, 2005
A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.
by jonesy May 11, 2005
A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.
That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).
by pheonix blackhawk May 16, 2005
by colorguardhobbit November 3, 2004
1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
by Jesse1 June 18, 2005
see idiot and liberal
The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
by J April 4, 2005