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jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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Pogo stick jive

The act of violent sexual intercourse, woman on top, as defined by J-Rod.
Melanie and Alex were walking into the woods to do the Pogo stick jive after school.
by Mad Myk October 10, 2009
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hand jive

a dance found in the movie and broadway musical Grease. Don't ask me how to do it.
I could barely walk when I milked a cow, when I was three I pushed a plow, while chopping wood I moved my legs, and I started dancing when I gathered eggs. The whole time laughed, I was only five, I danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004
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jive

v.:1) to irritate or annoy
2) to throw off someone's style
n.:1) pointless or deceptive talk/rhetoric
v.:"Quit jivin' me, turkey"
n.:"Don't give me that jive"
by 1337|Smi13Y September 14, 2003
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jive

1) Jazz slang from the 1930s and 40s. The language of swing.
Cab Calloway produced some "hepster dictionaries" in the form of free booklets given away with his recordings of the time.

2)A partner dance from the 1950s based upon a 6-count pattern. A rather simplistic descendent of the more complex and exciting Lindy Hop. Danced to rockabilly, early rhythm 'n' blues, rock 'n' roll and sometimes swing, although Lindy is the preferred dance.
1) first chap~ Get off the fence Hortense! Dig those real gone gates! They totally send me!
second chap~ Sir, are you talking jive to me?

2)I'm knackered, I was jiving all night at the club. The Lindy Hoppers weren't too impressed though as they didn't play much swing.
by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006
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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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jive turkey

I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
by eagle777 March 15, 2008
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