Jillian: "Who's car should we take to the starbucks? The red jeep or the white jetta?"
White Girls *in unison*: WHITE JETTAAAA!
White Girls *in unison*: WHITE JETTAAAA!
by Pulee November 27, 2015
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In Germany, the land of chocolate, and also the home of VW nobody ever bought a Jetta.
People buy real German cars in Germany and so we don't buy this crappy variation of our otherwise superior and super fast (talk about Autobahn) automobiles.
In the States and Canada however people think that Jettas were cool German cars so they buy them - because most of them a probably too cheap to get a Passat, A4, or A6.
In Germany, the land of chocolate, and also the home of VW nobody ever bought a Jetta.
People buy real German cars in Germany and so we don't buy this crappy variation of our otherwise superior and super fast (talk about Autobahn) automobiles.
In the States and Canada however people think that Jettas were cool German cars so they buy them - because most of them a probably too cheap to get a Passat, A4, or A6.
American conversation:
"Hey yo so I gots them cool German wheels."
"Sweeto-meo it's them Jetta."
German conversation:
"So Heinrich I bought myself a sweet Jetta."
"Oh well Gustav you fag, I own an Audi A4 and it eats your Jetta anytime on the Autobahn."
"But...but...my Jetta does 60 mph."
"See Gustav, my A4 does 250 Km/H, which is by the way the regular travel speed of Germans. You think your 60 mph impressed me?"
"Hey yo so I gots them cool German wheels."
"Sweeto-meo it's them Jetta."
German conversation:
"So Heinrich I bought myself a sweet Jetta."
"Oh well Gustav you fag, I own an Audi A4 and it eats your Jetta anytime on the Autobahn."
"But...but...my Jetta does 60 mph."
"See Gustav, my A4 does 250 Km/H, which is by the way the regular travel speed of Germans. You think your 60 mph impressed me?"
by TheStatesWho? March 16, 2005
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A pleasant but benign series of Volkswagen sedans designed, but not always assembled, by Germans. Notoriously thought to be wildly faster and more impressive than they are, particularly among males under 25 who have yet to drive a wide array of actual performance vehicles.
The Jetta is popular in North America (and is seen as crucial VW strategy there) because the Golf lacks a trunk, and in turn lacks a certain degree of cache among those over 25 (who think a hatchback makes them look like they're fresh out of college).
Celebration of the Jetta is a testament to a peculiar facet of the human condition that permits us to place the mundane and satisfactory on a pedestal, whenever it's all we know.
The Jetta is popular in North America (and is seen as crucial VW strategy there) because the Golf lacks a trunk, and in turn lacks a certain degree of cache among those over 25 (who think a hatchback makes them look like they're fresh out of college).
Celebration of the Jetta is a testament to a peculiar facet of the human condition that permits us to place the mundane and satisfactory on a pedestal, whenever it's all we know.
by T. D. March 14, 2007
Get the jetta mug.A small, compact car that is for GIRLS ONLY. if a male is seen driving any type of jetta, he will immediately be called a douche, faggot, queer, of homosexual. If you are a male and you drive a jetta, do humanity a favor and get a new car.
by yeeyeeyeeehyphy March 2, 2010
Get the Jetta mug.A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.
Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...
by cokemidget June 28, 2008
Get the Jetta mug.(1) A retarted person who likes to insult others, but usualy get insulted themselves for being a retard.
(2) Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of.
(2) Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of.
Forum participant 1: My Mazda6 has the best tyres ever!
Forum participant 2: You fool! Here in America they are called Tires, not Tyres! Learn to spell!
Forum participant 1: No you jettajet retard, I am from England so we call them Tyres here. This forum is worldwide, jackass! Stupid jettajet.
Forum participant 3: Yes everyone hates a jettajet.
Forum participant 2: You fool! Here in America they are called Tires, not Tyres! Learn to spell!
Forum participant 1: No you jettajet retard, I am from England so we call them Tyres here. This forum is worldwide, jackass! Stupid jettajet.
Forum participant 3: Yes everyone hates a jettajet.
by Jason1981 September 8, 2008
Get the jettajet mug.Character on 80's cartoon Jem who was added in the last season in a weak attempt to raise the ratings. The attempt failed miserably.
by Donna K. March 28, 2003
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