Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?
Jason: Is it jerkoffable?
Mark: If you're into that stuff....
Jason: Is it jerkoffable?
Mark: If you're into that stuff....
by eeL2OP May 21, 2010
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2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to
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2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to
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Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.
by Kyd Chronic/ T-Royal May 21, 2009
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The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.
Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close
Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.
by Waskar March 14, 2011
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Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
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I can't believe he just punched that cripple kid in the face then promptly fucked his milf of a mom...
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by Dbati February 4, 2010
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emelia: hey ashley, whats that new girls name?
ashley: ummmmmm, blake i think.
emelia: she should be a jerika!
ashley: ummmmmm, blake i think.
emelia: she should be a jerika!
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