Jed

An incredibly sexy man who has made out with every woman in existence but somehow is still a virgin.

Jed stole my girlfriend, but he didn’t hit tho.

by Trystan Smölpeepee March 25, 2021

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Jed

Australian Definition:

1. Geek
2. Nerd
3. Someone who focuses intensely on a hobby. (i.e. Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars, Guitar, pretty much anything that the accuser finds stupid or not worthy of time)

Man, Anthony is such a jed, all he does is play with his barbie doll collection.

Thomas scored 98% on his exam, what a fucking jed, man.

by Ivonin December 12, 2007

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A Jed is somebody who loves hotrods, a lot!
Normally pronounced hotroddddddsssssss!

Guy 1 - Hey Buddy did you see that Jed?
Guy 2 - What are you talking about?
Guy 1 - The Jed over there really likes his hotrod that much he is ripping the ears off it!

by George1280 October 23, 2013

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Likes getting the screwdriver and is an absolute dumbass who thinks he can smoke weed

Jed doesn’t even know where he is from one bowl pack and his ass is bleeding

by Littlefuckfucker69 April 26, 2019

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man ho who gets mad if u dont send him pictures of your boobs way more into sluts. has the ugliest face in the world, and can often be compared to sewer water. has hillbilly accent and smells like farm, smoke, and jerky.

Milly:Jed is such a douche.
Trissy:He smells like dirty farm.
Satie (the slut): YEEEAH BUT I WANNA SHOW HIM MY BOOOBS!

HES A LOSER.

by immmabanditwithaloottacashh January 16, 2009

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