JeHobo

The people you see wandering the streets telling you that you need to "be saved by god" or "You're going to hell." A Step above a regular Jehovah's Witness because these people practically live on the street. They even look ragged. Watch out for the JeHobo's (Witnesses)

*While Driving, a JeHobo approaches vehicle at stoplight*
No mr. JeHobo, I do not want to be saved by your god. Now please take a bath and have a nice day

by ProfSage91 August 4, 2011

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Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

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jenchoi

that which is owned by joepark

I happened to pass by a jenchoi and wanted to pick it up, but I didn't because I realized it wasn't mine.

Gosh I wish someone would buy me a jenchoi, but it's not purchasable because it's already owned.

by drinkthatmilk November 30, 2009

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Jecson

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. He will kick butt but will also be there when you need him. He's sassy, moody, and nasty. He also goes by lelisco and is one of the best youtubers ever. If you end up datihg him he will call you a fatty and he will love himself more than he loves you. Don't ever get him mad because you will regret it.

Guy #1: Is that Angel?
Guy #2: No that's Jecson!
Jecson: Who are you calling Angel?
Guy #1: You heard me
Jecson: *punches guy #1 and knocks him out*
Guy #2: OH MY GOD JECSON YOU ARE SUCH A BADDIE!
Jecson: We been knew

by nicki's baby September 10, 2020

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