Jayesh

Christian rice bag convert

No amount of pesticide can save your rice crop when he's around

Illegal mallu immigrant, committed several rice war crimes in Kerala

Hey do you know what happened to my 5kg Daawat Basmati rice ?

I don't know, might be Jayesh.

by Biscuit Enjoyer December 29, 2020

jayesh

Some loser from Watford - thinks he's hard but is nothing but a chav.

Vivek: Yo Jayesh, what up?

Jayesh: Nothin' innit like just gettin me some mcdonalds with my burberry cap on and that - you like my new blingin' chain?

Vivek: What a loser.

by uh what?! April 29, 2005

Jaymes

Jaymes are often females. Finding a wild Jaymes is incredibely rare as they have negative in their IQ tests. Jaymes makes all the people around him/her/it/other moister than an oyster (specially men.) Jaymes are easily aroused by old people.

Old Guy: "That kid is looking at me"
Old guy Numbr 2: "watch out thats a wild Jaymes he will rape you."

by Swag/Edgelord Numbr 1.88365276 October 7, 2017

jayesh mayesh

the worlds biggest crackhead and absolute dumb bitch, he is absolutely not to be messed with though otherwise he will reply with a your mum joke

stop being such a jayesh mayesh!!!

by sexyting123 July 28, 2019

jameshannam

sarahs lover, insists on big hair, loves designer clothes, drives a punto (spaceship) has to take his clothes off b4 "" WET LETTUCE

sarah n hannam 2 marry on valentines day 2006 wen hannam takes his socks off

by anonomous April 11, 2005

Jaymes

Micro penis

This dude had a serious jaymes

by Gusug7eg5eyixe May 6, 2019

JamesH

james is the most loving ,caring,funny and handsom person you will ever know.He has lots of friends.He cares about his faimly,his partner and his pets.James loves the out doors and playing video games.Hes great at school and even gets on the honnor roll.

OMG look its JamesH he is so cute!

by BEEPBEEP04 March 14, 2021