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Jamaican Swirlee

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”
by JaltonMhrite5569 April 27, 2022
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Jamaican Bobsled Team

A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.

Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"

"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
by P Banger February 15, 2010
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Jamaica Avenue

A very long avenue in Queens NY that starts off at Fulton Street in East New York Brooklyn and turns into Jericho Turnpike once it crosses the Cross Island Parkway in Bellemore Queens. One of the more busier avenue's in Queens, with alot of stores through all the neighborhoods it cuts through, esp. in Woodhaven and Jamaica. The q56 and q36 serve Jamaica Avenue. Jamaica Avenue is a good street to look for if your lost in Queens.
Guy R Brewer Boulevard starts off at Jamaica Avenue
by NYC Metalhead June 25, 2006
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Jamaica

An Island in the Carribean, although not the only Island it seems to be the only one that people know of, or that comes to mind when people suggest something about the Carribean.
Idiot: Hey, where are you from?

Me: The Carribean

Idiot: Oh yeah I went to Jamaica last year,

Me: No, not Jamaica, Barbados.

Idiot: Yh, I love Jamaica, it's great!

Me: I'm not Jamaican!

Idiot: then why did you say you were?

Me: I didn't, I said I was from the Carribean.

Idiot: Excactly, Jamaica.

Me: Barbados! *slaps round the face and walks of in irritation
by TheForgottenDracula November 3, 2012
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Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.
After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.
by Rufioau January 18, 2009
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Jamaican Hand Grenade

Nickname give to Red Stripe (TM) Beer, refering to the bottle's somewhat unique barrel shape with a short neck. Also used in reference to potencey of the beer.
"Hey man, toss me one of them jamaican hand grenades" ; "Those jamaican hand grenades kicked my ass last night" ; "One of those jamaican hand grenades went off in my head"
by Sp@rky June 5, 2009
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jamaica plain

Area of Boston, home to Jackson Square, one of the worst areas in Boston. On the other side of town, it is home to some of the richest areas of Boston.
Mike: Jamaica Plain is a sick part of boston, except for that rich part.
Jorge: Yea, some parts of Jamaica Plain suck.
by Kid from the Bean May 31, 2005
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