Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010

Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.

"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke

by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014

jabreeze

The plural for Jabroni.

Man, not one of those jabreeze could throw down a 20 spot?

by Mister Fahrenheit March 26, 2023

jared leto

The ultimate pimp dogg himself. Awesome band, awesome actor....Letor owns us all to Oblivion in to the wild with the Mission in his Capricorn

jared leto kicks ass man

by LetoLover January 30, 2004

jabrea

Goofy, pretty, thick, always laughing until you piss them off.

There goes that baddie jabrea.

by Jabria Baskerville March 14, 2017

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015