Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
Get the jail purse mug.Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.
I'd make you breakfast right now but I'm in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.
Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!
Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!
by Daytime Neologist December 16, 2010
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A hella tight girl. super relaxed, chill and has a kind of dirty mind, but still owns it! Jaila doesn't follow crowds, and loves to be friends with whoever. So unique, no baby naming website has a definition. She is one of a kind, very ass kicking and REALLY knows how to shake her booty! Quite a BAMF.
by elisimoRm February 28, 2010
Get the Jaila mug.In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
by Comander Cool December 14, 2008
Get the Jailhouse Wallet mug.She's perfect in every way imaginable. She's strong and inspiring. She's funny an serious when the times come. She is always cheerful and is rarely bitchy. She's an amazing person
That car is Jaileen.
by rehcni 11 eht nayR December 23, 2013
Get the jaileen mug.When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.
"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.
by moneyman123 June 30, 2010
Get the Jailitis mug.Usually will be called J. Her two most noticeable features are her beauty, she has some beautiful silky hair. You'll also notice her height, she will be quite short but don't underestimate her. More importantly you'll also notice how often she falls. Whether its up or down stairs or walking on pavement she will fall.
Kyle: Ouch Jaila just fell!
Danica: It'll be fine she also falls but her face is still pretty
Kyle: I guess it's fine then
Danica: It'll be fine she also falls but her face is still pretty
Kyle: I guess it's fine then
by -Afro March 14, 2019
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