Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Heel Jacker

A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.

Insept is a known heel jacker. One could determine this by smoothness of his heels.

by wtfzomgbbq September 11, 2007

swagger jacker

a person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy other people's style, hobbies and etc.they might try to look and be just like you and try to take your boy/girl friends

swagge jacker is said by many rappers

Aye, that chick over there is a swagga jacka(swagger jacker).

by the_ _kid December 17, 2008

Jacker Helmet

A ski mask that covers ones face when they plan or robbing someone or something so that their identity will be hidden.

"you better go see if your car is locked, I just saw a guy run by with a Jacker Helmet on."

by TyBenj March 10, 2009

jaffery

Smart and perfect. A man with principles.
A Ladies charmer.Smart yet adorable .A warrior who fights all alone

My name is Jaffery

by Aka25 December 17, 2017

the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

Comment Jacker

People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.

Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!

by figmooh June 24, 2010