Friend: Hey did you see that bombing that Palestine did to Israel?
Me: Yea, they handled it like a Giga-Chad
Me: Yea, they handled it like a Giga-Chad
by stopisraelihate November 17, 2022
1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!
Israel is the home of the Jewish people
2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!
Israel is the home of the Jewish people
by Ava maria August 12, 2020
Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)
Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil
Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil
by Gregor of Maine January 19, 2022
Not only a country, Israel can be the name of a person too.
Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.
Should you stumble upon an Israel in the wild, befriend him by feeding him fruit snacks and motor oil. He is the diamond in the rough, the needle in the haystack, the hair in your soup—what I’m trying to say is that his sexual physique and charming personality, along with a dash of complete retard, make him an amazing friend.
by Crown of Light August 15, 2023
A country predominantly inhabited by Jewish people. In 1948, the UN established Israel after the Holocaust. Most people don't realize this but Jewish people actually lived here long before Palestinians.
by dilflover1000 October 20, 2023
by TheHauge November 1, 2023
Someone asked to share my table at the coffee shop with me, then they asked me to leave cause they had a meeting. I think I just got israeled.
by Itchybutt68 October 25, 2023