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iranian gas mask

ĭ-rā'nē-ən găs măsk

The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.

May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.
"Haha dude, I just gave Aaron a perfect Iranian Gas Mask. He'll be tasting my fart for days!...no homo"
by banannaphone January 27, 2010
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Iranian Knuckleball

Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.
Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
by fastbacks November 19, 2019
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Iranian Enema

The act of getting erect, sticking your penis in someone's asshole, waiting to get soft, urinating, and having the reciprocating party squirt the piss out.
I gave a bitch the Iranian enema and now she won't talk to me
by Cum powered vehicle December 21, 2019
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Iranian Friendship

Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.
Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.

Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?

Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.
by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020
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Iranian Emerald

An emerald that *is* power. Whoever is resilient enough to conceal 100% of it... well.. they might as well be God himself.

The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
"I do not think you understand, this Iranian Emerald is anything and everything, this is not an emerald.. it is God."
by solnava October 28, 2022
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Iranian Drill Press

Similar to the pile driver in nature, and perhaps more satisfying. In this classic maneuver, the man squats hamstring to hamstring with the chick who is positioned ass up, on her neck and shoulders so he can drill press his cock into her; with each dipping thrust, she gets a birds-eye view of his asshole.
Susie loves the pile driver so last night i switched it up and gave her the Iranian Drill Press. When we finished she asked me to marry her.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2019
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Iranize

when you imagine a country is so mess and traveling there may endanger your life. But you risk traveling and see completely different and safe country.
john: i don't dare going to that country. it is said that i may lose my life.
Sarah:oh don't iranize about that peaceful country.
by Abolfazl.Ahmadi June 14, 2017
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